2006 Closeout
This morning I went and did my Get Your Geek On virtual Triathlon; swam 750 yds, biked 5 miles, and walked .1 mile (ankle/foot still an issue). The gym will be open tommorrow so I am going to start the new year off with another swim session. January will be the month I learn to bi-lateral breathe!
Hope you all have a safe and happy New Year's!
A Bicycle Story (http://www.hamishsutherland.com/trijokes.htm)
A triathlete was walking around in town one day when his friend, another triathlete, rode up on an incredible shiny new bike.
The first chap was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a fantastic bike?"
The friend replied, "Well, yesterday I was out running in the forest just minding my own business when this beautiful woman rode up to
me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!"
The first chap nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
Do you have OED (Obsessive Exercise Disorder)? by Coach Steve (www.tri-ecoach.com)
Here are the symptoms:
* Only one workout a day makes you feel guilty.
* You called in sick not because you're hung over but because the weather was bad over the weekend and you've got to get that long workout in.
* Your bike(s), wheels, wetsuit, and other miscellaneous tri-gear are worth more than your car.
* You never sleep-in on weekends.
* You used to eat candy bars and still do, but now they have names that include words like: Power, Balance, Zone, etc.
* Acronyms and numbers like HRM, AT, LT, ATP, OD, 140.6, 70.3 are familiar, and IM does not mean Instant Messenger!
* You know there's still a band aid at the bottom of lane 3.
* The phrases "Swim Meet this Weekend," and "Annual Maintenance Shutdown" stress you out.
* You know all the kilometer to mile conversions by heart.
* You plan your race season a year in advance and log on at midnight with your credit card ready.
* You used to make fun of people wearing Lycra, now you think it looks cool. :)
* You look forward to getting older (aging up = less competition)!
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TRIATHLON FEVER WHEN...
* You lay out your pajamas on a towel, transition-style, on the floor next to your bed.
* You buy a car to match your bike.
* Your most important accessory on that new car is the bike rack.
* You believe that all motels should be required to have at least a 25-meter lap pool.
* You usually wake up at 4:00 in the morning but don't get to work until way after 9:00.
* You depart in morning with swim bag, bike, and running shoes in case you can get away at lunch for a workout.
* You mention a race and somebody responds "running or biking" and you are again forced to explain....
* Somebody hands you a cup of water and you have to restrain yourself from pouring it over your head.
* You forget that talking about daily LSD and speed weirds some people out.
* You feel like you took the day off because all you did was swim 3000 yards.
* When asked, how old you are you answer 35-39.
* You think there are only two seasons during the year, racing and off.

