It Takes All Kinds!
So there is this lady where I swim that is, well, let's just say "different". I shower, jump in, look at my schedule of sets, and off I go. I may drop a hello to the other swimmers if they are resting at the end of the lane. People are usually friendly and I have made friends with a couple of the other swimmers. But not the "Ice Queen".
She is a very ritualistic person to say the least. I'm glad our pool is never crowded, because if it was, there'd be a showdown between her and those wanting to swim (I actually had to split a lane this week for about 5 minutes- the horror!)
So here is her ritual: she walks in, surveys the surroundings and stands at the end of the lane on deck. She stretches her hands overhead, this way and that and finally sits down at the head of the lane in a lotus pose (this is after several minutes). She then mediates for a while. Then she does several more poses (yogi this, yogi that), and then she delicately dips a toe into the pool and plays with the water for a few minutes. Then she does it with the other foot. This whole scenerio goes on for 10 minutes or so. Then she gets in and swims about 10 laps. It's quite the performance.
Now why do I call her the "Ice Queen"? Because I have never had such cold eye darts thrown at me before! She was yoga-ing at the head of lane one where the steps are and I enter via the steps. I thought she was about to jump in so I said "excuse me" and I crossed in front of her to get to the next lane. She did not like that I had spoken to her! She was mad that I had broken her intense preparation for her 10 freakin' laps that she does. I've had some mean looks thrown my way before, but damn! Cold, steely dagger eyes, telling me I had sinned beyond sin! And everytime I see her, she is still icy. To each their own, but whoa! All I have to say to her is, "Namaste, now get in the damn pool and swim!" LOL
She is a very ritualistic person to say the least. I'm glad our pool is never crowded, because if it was, there'd be a showdown between her and those wanting to swim (I actually had to split a lane this week for about 5 minutes- the horror!)So here is her ritual: she walks in, surveys the surroundings and stands at the end of the lane on deck. She stretches her hands overhead, this way and that and finally sits down at the head of the lane in a lotus pose (this is after several minutes). She then mediates for a while. Then she does several more poses (yogi this, yogi that), and then she delicately dips a toe into the pool and plays with the water for a few minutes. Then she does it with the other foot. This whole scenerio goes on for 10 minutes or so. Then she gets in and swims about 10 laps. It's quite the performance.
Now why do I call her the "Ice Queen"? Because I have never had such cold eye darts thrown at me before! She was yoga-ing at the head of lane one where the steps are and I enter via the steps. I thought she was about to jump in so I said "excuse me" and I crossed in front of her to get to the next lane. She did not like that I had spoken to her! She was mad that I had broken her intense preparation for her 10 freakin' laps that she does. I've had some mean looks thrown my way before, but damn! Cold, steely dagger eyes, telling me I had sinned beyond sin! And everytime I see her, she is still icy. To each their own, but whoa! All I have to say to her is, "Namaste, now get in the damn pool and swim!" LOL










